Кошка-жена готовит

Промпт: Кошка-жена готовит

Готовый промпт на основном языке: Cat Wife Cooking Meme Photo prompt.

Create a hyper-realistic vertical smartphone meme photo with an intentionally imperfect low-end Android camera look: harsh mixed kitchen lighting, slight motion blur, noisy shadows, compression artifacts, awkward tilted framing, and close selfie perspective. The subject is one black-and-white domestic cat standing upright beside a stovetop, reaching one front paw toward the camera so the paw is large and blurred in the foreground, while the cat’s face stays mostly in focus with a serious, unimpressed expression and a small black patch around the nose and mouth. Dress the cat in exactly 2 visible outfit pieces: a lavender floral house dress with lace trim and tiny bow details, and a matching ruffled lavender bonnet decorated with colorful satin ribbon bows. The cat holds one wooden cooking spoon in its other paw, stirring one black frying pan on the right side of the frame containing browned chopped food, green herbs, and red chili pieces over a visible blue gas flame. Set the scene in a cramped, messy home kitchen with stained walls, a metal rack crowded with spice and sauce bottles behind the cat, a blender on the counter, hanging utensils, and a worn tiled floor. Add exactly 1 meme caption at the top center in bold white text with a thick black outline, reading {argument name="caption text" default="POV : “Aku jadi Istrimu, Mas”"}. Make the image feel like a real accidental candid cooking selfie, funny and surreal but photorealistic, with no polished studio lighting.